A rainy/sunny day. Conversation with self. To avoid confusion, the two me’s are called Bee and Tee.
Bee: La la la, dee, dee, dum.
Tee: happy, huh.
Bee: I am, so
Tee: like you have a reason to, who are you fooling?
Bee: eh, moron, I do not need a reason, I am just happy.
Tee: see who the moron here is. Anyways, am getting bored.
Bee: nothing new, with an attention span that is shorter than Rakhi Sawant’s clothes, what is to be expected?
Tee: Come on, its just that my creative bent of mind is not easily satiated.
Bee: You have a mind, I thought the two of us were part of one. I mean we are the same.
Tee: Well this is what I mean. My creative mind has a mind of its own and wants to wander and not just spend the rest of her life by being a part of someone’s mind.
Bee: blob la bucj kajs kitch (sounds not understood by anyone else)
Tee: Whateva!!! Let’s have a real conversation, that might kill my boredom. What are your aspirations?
Bee: uhhh, hmmm, hhhhh (after all kinds of sounds that suggest extreme brooding) None.
Tee: (choking with laughter) You are worse than dead shit, man. I for sure have some aspirations. I want to wear a red dress and seduce that Mr. Sandandingdang. Oh, what fun. Ah, I can just imagine the look on his face, the starry eyes and the look of hunger.
Bee: Eeeow!!! Your aspiration in life is to seduce the biggest dimwit. What is wrong with you?
Tee: Nothing is wrong with me. You never heard the entire thing. Well, I am gonna seduce him and then he gets near me I’d just walk off… I can again see his expression. That will be fun. I can even hear the curses. I love being a woman.
Bee: that definitely sounds better, but not qualitative enough.
Tee: What is qualitative for you is plain boring for me. So, buzz off… Where is my cigarette.
Buzzzz…. Buzzzzzzzz….
22 comments:
hahahaha! i thought i was the only one talking to myself half the day ;-)
So finally, which of the two me's did you heed to? I mean, how is Mr. Sandandingdang doing these days? Still friends with you?
he he... pretty sadistic i must say .. my pities to Mr. Sandandingdang
@arunabh
Both agreed on the plan... And when did I say that Mr. Sandandingdang is a friend..
@saik
If Tee succeeds then Mr. sandandingdag will need all the sympathies.
oh.. a difficulty.. what's "dead shit"? :P
and you have scary plans :P
aah.. now it makes sense
man! now i'm gonna get nightmares :S
@another
relax, be assured you are not Mr.Sandandingdang. :P
Hahahaha! Poor Sandandingdang :P
hehehe if u really have conversations like this with urself, then this definitely counts for a qualitative passtime... look at the laughter it's generating :D
wtf is happening here! :(
@sandandingdang
A national conspiracy!!! :P
@divya
I pity him too :P
Yes, I have these conversations with myself and they sure make me smile :)
but i just scored 10/10 on your "hit-list"!!!
life is not fair!
@sandandingdang
and i said show yourself
alright! if you insist. just sponsor my delhi tickets :P
@sandandingdang
You reveal your destination and I may just end up there...
alrt.. mumbai and I await you then :)
@sandindangdang
That should not be difficult considering that I may be in your city this month...
sandandingdong smiles, dances, then suddenly stops, remembers the last lines of this post, gets nervous, starts sweating profusely and now is left confused :P
@sandandingdang
I love the TEE in me :D
your comment is not helping me. should i be excited or should i stay scared?? :(
@sandandingdang
When did I say that I am helping you??? :P
someone had told me right.. i should stop assuming
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